Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Nuneaton..

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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