Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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