An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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