- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

This isn't funny.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

At least I dont have AIDS.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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