how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Penis.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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