- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A possesed goat: "moo"

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

FUS RO DAH!!!

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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