What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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William wright is Gay

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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