- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Do you like apples? Yes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

John Cena for president

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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