- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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