Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

OOOOPPS /

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

watch me nae nae

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Roses are red, Violets are violet

A black student graduated High School

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why did it die Nothing died

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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