There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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