- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

c-? men, C-men

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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