Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Anti Joke

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