- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has u seen my grammar?

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey