a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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