What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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knock knock whos their a person

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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mark is religion

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

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