So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

everybody loves raymond

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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