- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

MySpace.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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