- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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