- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Anything involving women..

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Female Orgasms

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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