how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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