- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

THE GAME.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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