- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

balls

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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