- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Poop!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Refrigerator

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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