- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A person from Singapore eats

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

John Cena for president

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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