- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What page are you on The gay page.

david poredos

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Republicans

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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