- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

a pornstar comes early to a party

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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