person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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