The Morman Religion.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Do you love me? No.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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