- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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