Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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A train poops its pants.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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