what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

I am quite mature.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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