What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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