Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Diarrhea

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Well, there's one way...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Republicans

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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