whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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I love alchohol!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What does water smell like? water.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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