- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Robin, get in the car!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

save me from the nothing ive become

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

arena football

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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