What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Davey Peterson.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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