Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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