- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What can fly? Lots of things

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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