What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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