Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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