What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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