Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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I'm Batman.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Where are you going Your house

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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