- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Poop.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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