I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Ben Corbishley

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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EGGPLANT

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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