On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Fat people

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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