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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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