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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

this is stupid .... yep

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

potatoes

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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