What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Replacement Referees

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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you give like i give lomain

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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