- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A child walks into a classroom.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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