Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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