What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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This is an anti joke

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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24

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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