How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

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