- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

I dont have a girlfriend

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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