Why did? Yes

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Tunechi

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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