- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

good one jess !!

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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