- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Do you like fishsticks No

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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