- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Poop!!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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