How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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david poredos

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

My dad

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A Fat Kenyan

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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