- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A French man gets into a fight

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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