Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Poop.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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