- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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