What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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