Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

this website even though its hilarious.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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