Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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