my mind's eye?

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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heat!

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Anti Joke

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