What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

7+5=12

69

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Well, there's one way...

Diarrhea

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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