Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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