- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

the love boat

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

penus

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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