Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

nice tits.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Your Mother

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Justin Bieber

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

hi joshua

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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