- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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