That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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this site is funny.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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