What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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