- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A French man gets into a fight

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