Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Jake. Walsh.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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adam hodgson !

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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