- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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