Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Your Mother

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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